Wheelman (PG-13)
December 19, 2008
Wheelman (PG-13)
Plot:
All action thriller staring Will Smith who, by day, is paraplegic, mild-mannered, web-designer & little league baseball coach, Sven Clayderman. By night, he becomes ‘WHEELMAN’… still paralysed but the best goddamn wheelman in the business.
Relentlessly pursued cross-country by borderline insane, Texan bountyhunter, Otis Clementine (Nicolas Cage) – just how long before the law catches up with him?
Trivia:
The scenes featuring Will Smith sitting in his wheelchair crying in the rain are actually outtakes from ‘How Slappy Got his Groove Back’.
Quotes:
Otis Clementine: “Nah your probably thinking to yourself, ‘does Officer Clementine have probable cause to shoot my punk-ass?’…….or should that be justifiable cause?……to shoot my punk-ass?’….. nah which is it again?…….er?……eeny……meeny……miny…….BANG!!!
WHO’S LAUGHING NOW, CITY BOY!! – MUHAHAHAHAH!…..MUHAHAHAHA!!”
[after a spectacular crash, Wheelman, bleeding & battered, is hanging upside down, trapped in the wreckage of his car. Otis approaches….] “‘scuse me sir…..would you mind stepping out of the vhe-hycle?”