Eternal Fatnation (G)

June 4, 2009

Eternal Fatnation (G)


Blubber McCheasley (Zac Efron) is an obese teenager who, because of his weight, is a social outcast amongst his high school peers. Depressed and lonely, Blubber decides to take control of his body image and begins a rigorous campaign to shed the fat.

Meanwhile as he starts to drop the pounds, a new ‘fat diet’ craze takes over the nation (“Haven’t you heard, fat is the new thin!”) Again, Blubber finds himself as an outsider at school, this time chided for his lack of girth.

Blubber, who has started to feel good about his new self, starts wearing an inflatable fat suit to fit in at school. Things begin to look up for Blubber and he soon hooks up with the hottest fatty in his class, China Tempton (Kristen Stewart).

Things take a turn for the worse when Blubber’s fat suit malfunctions at the prom (just when he’s presented with prom king award!) China leaves the dance in tears but whilst running off, her own secret fat suit malfunctions too.

When Blubber catches up to her, they’re left with their deflated fat suits, crying tears of joy in the rain as they no longer have to hide their secret from the world.

Possible dialogue:

Blubber (fighting back the tears): Those fat bastards can go f**k themselves.

China: Kiss me, you blubbering fool.

Sweet Jesus (G)

December 24, 2008

 Sweet Jesus (G)

Genre: Biblical rom-com | Coming of age drama


Set during the endless summer of ’22, this is the story of a young carefree Israeli freshman, learning about life, love & destiny.



Jesus (Zac Efron) has a lot to deal with: nagging parents, Joseph & Mary (Judd Hirsch & Jennifer Lopez), star quarterback & school bully Stan (Cuba Gooding Jr), the unwanted attention of tough, sarcastic (& pregnant) Mary-Beth Magdalene (Megan Fox) and high school sweetheart, Rebekah (Hayden Panettiere) – who is diagnosed with some or other terminal illness.


Possible dialogue:

Jesus: “but Doc, there must be something you can do”

Physician: “Sorry son, I can’t work miracles, there’s nothing anyone can do now…….”