Chalkdust (PG-13)

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Wimbledon: The 70’s
John McEnroe (Will Ferrell) & Bjorn Borg (Mackenzie Crook) use their position as swinging sports superstars (& bitter rivals) as a cover for their international drug smuggling operation.
Katherine Heigl is the MI6 agent, determined to bring them down, who poses as the British No.1 seed (while also fending off the sexual advances of her doubles partner, Ukranian No.1 (Judi Dench).
Special appearance by Cliff Richard as ‘Mr Big’.

When We Were Kingpins (PG-13)

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Kinshasa, Zaire: The 70’s
Muhammad Ali (Cuba Gooding Jr) & George Foreman (Tracy Morgan) use their position as swinging sports superstars (& bitter rivals) as a cover for their international drug smuggling operation.
Halle Berry is the CIA agent determined to bring them down, who poses as a ring-card girl.
Special appearance by Don King as ‘Mr Big’.

Shot Putz (PG-13)

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Munich: The 70’s
Seth Rogen & Sacha Baron Cohen us their position as kidnapped & murdered Israeli athletes as a cover for their international drug smuggling operation.
Natalie Portman is the Mossad agent determined to bring them down.
Special appearance by Woody Allen as ‘Mr Big’.

Bozos (PG-13)

December 12, 2008

Bozos (PG-13)

Vance Simpson (Mario Van Peebles) and Harland Clark (MacKenzie Crook) are two professional clowns who decide to run away from the circus, as they have grown tired of the lack of respect (insert some scene of a kid spitting on one of them).

They are forced into a life of petty crime as they try to make ends meet. By accident, they kidnap a six year old kid (played by some smart-ass Gary Coleman/Cop and a Half type actor)– who happens to be in the backseat of a car they steal.

Hilarity ensues as the kid turns out to be more than a handful.

They discover that the kid wants to join them on the run – and he threatens to tell the cops all sorts of lies, if they return him to the his parents or the authorities.

Possible scenes:

Kid makes them take him to a strip club, kid convinces them to hire a prozzie, kid kills someone and makes them bury the body, etc, etc…

Possible dialogue:

VS: Just keep your mouth shut, kid. You’re driving me crazy!
HC: Yeah… You’ve got to give us some time to think!
Kid: You really are a couple of clowns… now pass the hooch, muthafuckas.