Why these film ideas never made it to the big screen, I will never know -but I am glad they have found a home here. Enjoy!

ps – send me your movie ideas and I’ll claim them as my own!

8 Responses to “About the Failed Screenwriter”


  1. I was thinking of a sequel to Ex Presidents… where Bill Clinton (George Clooney), George W. Bush (Will Ferell) and Barack Obama (now an ex-president played by Tiger Woods) are attending Castro’s funeral in Havana, when their plane is forced to ditch at sea and they discover the final resting place of Amelia Earhart… Bra Island, where a race of Amazon women rule without men but need to reproduce… obvious plot twist with Clooney saving the day. Think Magnificent Seven, Yul Brenner.
    +1

  2. Mag Says:

    I was thinking of a sequel to Ex Presidents… where Bill Clinton (George Clooney), George W. Bush (Will Ferell) and Barack Obama (now an ex-president played by Tiger Woods) are attending Castro’s funeral in Havana, when their plane is forced to ditch at sea and they discover the final resting place of Amelia Earhart… Bra Island, where a race of Amazon women rule without men but need to reproduce… obvious plot twist with Clooney saving the day. Think Magnificent Seven, Yul Brenner.

    • teamcolin Says:

      Very good!

      Dame Judi as the elderly (not dead!) Amelia Earhart, leader of the Amazon women.

      In Avatar/3D, no less.

      • Mag Says:

        OMG!!! I think this could actually work but we need to work Ben Stiller into this somehow… ohh wait… he could be like the son of Gilligan (Ginger knocked up by Gilligan) and the pilot of the plane that goes down… so it’s really like a King Kong+Ex Presidents+Gilligan’s Island… sequel!!

        Hey.. I’ve paid to see worse… look at Waterworld

  3. Ray Says:

    Glad you gave them a home, how sad films like son of (struggle)…eh…the mask could make it to the big screen but not something like shoe city, how cute.

    I just love Pixar!

    Keep going 😀

  4. Kat Says:

    More Sandra Bullock!!!!

  5. Gill Says:

    I was bored with an hour to spare in work and someone sent me the link to your site, you are hilarious I just snorted out loud in the office, loving the Ravi Sarna one!


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