When the Well Runs Dry (G)

January 6, 2009


When the Well Runs Dry (G)

Riveting 9 hour documentary featuring over-the-hill out-of-work actresses drinking Crantinis and talking about being over-the-hill and out-of-work. Featuring the likes of Dame Judi Dench, Helen Mirren, Shirley Maclaine, Sean Young, Debra Winger, Margo Kidder, Loni Anderson

Special appearance by Cuba Gooding Jr, who discusses his unique career path and apologizes for his Oscar win.

Possible Follow Up: A film featuring Cuba Gooding Jr, who is forced to perform degrading acts to win roles in upcoming movies.

Rainbow Girl (PG-13)

December 29, 2008

pesci4morgan_freeman1emma4Rainbow Girl (PG-13)


Genre: Drama 



Reimagining of the ‘Rainman’ legend in which selfish yuppie, Fanny Houlihan (Emma Thompson), is reunited with her estranged, autistic, tourettes suffering brother, Mickey (Joe Pesci) on a road trip across the USA in search of the doctor who may hold the secret to a cure (Morgan Freeman).


Unfortunately, Mickey’s condition turns out to be highly contagious to people who share his DNA, and Fanny is faced with the choice of losing the brother she loves, or losing her mind. 

Special appearance by Topol as ‘Pappa Houlihan’.