Fill My Grave with Pesos (NC-17)

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Texas, 1881: The townspeople of ‘Hope’ live in fear as they are terrorised by sadistic local bandit, Bucky Bronco (Hulk Hogan), a man of intemperate disposition and murderer of small animals.

One day Bucky raids the farm of local coward, Cody Humble (David Duchovny). Cody is forced to watch while Bucky’s gang murder his wife and violate his livestock. Cody is left for dead but recovers and vows revenge.

He asks the townsfolk to form a posse but the only one man enough to join him is Gala Bingo (Sacha Baron Cohen) – a cross-dressing, Mexican, saloon girl/performance artist.

Together they set out to hunt down the gang and bring Bucky Bronco’s crew to justice… dead or alive.

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At the end of the film, they force Bucky to dig his own grave (“Keep digging, you cattle-raping sonofabitch”). He’s buried alive with the only thing he cares about… pesos.

Cody and Gala then ride off into the sunset, in the general direction of San Francisco.

Chalkdust (PG-13)

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Wimbledon: The 70’s
John McEnroe (Will Ferrell) & Bjorn Borg (Mackenzie Crook) use their position as swinging sports superstars (& bitter rivals) as a cover for their international drug smuggling operation.
Katherine Heigl is the MI6 agent, determined to bring them down, who poses as the British No.1 seed (while also fending off the sexual advances of her doubles partner, Ukranian No.1 (Judi Dench).
Special appearance by Cliff Richard as ‘Mr Big’.

When We Were Kingpins (PG-13)

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Kinshasa, Zaire: The 70’s
Muhammad Ali (Cuba Gooding Jr) & George Foreman (Tracy Morgan) use their position as swinging sports superstars (& bitter rivals) as a cover for their international drug smuggling operation.
Halle Berry is the CIA agent determined to bring them down, who poses as a ring-card girl.
Special appearance by Don King as ‘Mr Big’.

Shot Putz (PG-13)

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Munich: The 70’s
Seth Rogen & Sacha Baron Cohen us their position as kidnapped & murdered Israeli athletes as a cover for their international drug smuggling operation.
Natalie Portman is the Mossad agent determined to bring them down.
Special appearance by Woody Allen as ‘Mr Big’.