Signed, Sealed, Delivered (PG-13)
September 22, 2009
Signed, Sealed, Delivered (PG-13)
American animal rights activist Nikki Tomlinson (Kate Hudson) moves north to the Canadian Arctic in the hopes of stopping the Great Annual Seal Hunt.
As part of her protest, she dresses up as a cute n’ cuddly seal and hides in the frozen ices floes in the hopes of scaring the bejeesus out of a hunter. Unfortunately whilst taking a nap, she is mistaken for an actual seal and brutally clubbed by affable Canadian hunter Mac ‘Seal-the-Deal’ O’Neal (Matthew McConaughey).
Realising his error, O’Neal takes the concussed protester back to his hut in the hopes that she will heal. Hilarity (and romance) ensues when she awakes and finds herself instantly attracted to her avowed enemy.
Can Nikki see past her hatred of the hunt for the sake of love? Will Mac’s passion wane when Nikki’s seal suit comes off? etc…
Possible dialogue:
MO: I’ve made you a full body suit out of seal skin. I hope you like it.
NT: Club me, you sick bastard.
September 22, 2009 at 6:28 pm
You are a mad GENIUS!
September 22, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Awwww shucks… you won’t get any arguments here! Thanks