Missionary Position (PG-13)

April 8, 2009

Missionary Position (PG-13)

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Genre: Run of the mill frat-boy-in-the-jungle flick

When student/frat boy Chase Hudler (Kevin James) is forced to quit university after nine years, he finds himself at a loss.

Inspired by a show on the History Channel about Dr Livingston in Africa, Chase decides to become a missionary – not to spread the word of God… but to spread the word of P-A-R-T-Y!

He moves to a remote village in central Africa, opens a frat house (Delta Congo Phi) and teaches the local men to chill-out and party hard. Predictably, he soon finds himself in ‘hot water’ after a run-in with the tribal chief [played by Eugene Levy in ‘blackface’], etc, etc…

Possible dialogue:

Chase: What the f**k happened to the Delta Congo Phi I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re gonna let it be the worst. “Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Chase, we might get in trouble.” Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this. Mavumba, he’s a dead man! Obasanjo, dead! N’gon…

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